A Beginning Uncorked

Stepping into the lounge, "its humid", I thought to myself as I put the champagne into the fridge and kick on the AC. The cans were allegedly made of aluminum, with condensate droplets dripping down the can like some race of turtles stumbling ever closer to the gravitational finish line. Adorned on the champagne is an artist's depiction of NYC, with "Ever Upwards" meticulously printed on the aluminum. I pondered over whose idea it was to place "ever upwards" on such a cheap beverage, and if there is any quantifiable evidence to suggest that as a trend the cheaper the beer, the more articulate the can design. I proceeded to open the can of champagne...

 - Tom